Ngor Mmm Chi Tou Lei Kong Mat Yer

Hamik? Lu beng pek bo teng bin ee title? Wa pun si mmm cai. Chi ler si kaniahokkien.net. Lu mai luan luan kong canto tua chi peng. Wa mmm cai ee. Tapi hor, mmm cai asi pun beh cai? Cin kong khi lai, wa tia tiok cheo bila jam wa thia tiok lang kong beh cai. Wa pun mmm cai hamik su. Mmm cai ka beh cai, uu bo siang meh?

Wa si ceng bebi iong mmm cai liao ee. Tapi, sejak wa khi PPKTJ, bila wa kong ua ka hi ler Salawak ee Hokkien lang, wo notis ii lang iong beh cai wor. Hamik su ler?

So, tiok ee si tor chi ler? Mmm cai asi beh cai?

Wa siau si mmm cai la. Eng wei hor, Penang ee Hokkien lang iong mmm cai. Kania Salawak ee Hokkien lang iong beh cai. I rasa si eng wei Salawak ee Hokkien si uu tampok cacat liao lor.

Kok chi hang, nasi lu siau hor lai, lu khi pasar ee si kan, tia tiok pien ani khuan ee.

Ah Ii : "Woah ah mah, lu tua chi peng ber chai ar?"

Ah Mah:"Bo la, wa beh chai la"

Ah Ii: "Har? Ber chai asi pun beh chai? Wa beh cai la!"

Translation

What? You understand onot the title above? I also is dunno. This is kaniahokkien.net. You dun simply talk canto in here. I dunno one. But hor, is mmm cai or beh cai? Really talk come up la, I sure to laugh when I hear people say beh cai. I also dunno why. Mmm cai and beh cai, got not same meh?

Since I was a baby, I oredi used mmm cai liao. But hor, since I went to PPKTJ, when I talk with those Hokkien people from Sarawak, I notice they use beh cai wor. Why ler?

So, they correct one is which one? Mmm cai or beh cai?

I think is beh cai la. Because hor, Penang's Hokkien people use mmm cai. Only Sarawak's Hokkien people use beh cai. I think is because Sarawak's Hokkien is got a bit cacat liao lor.

One more thing, if you think properly, you go market that time, sure become like this one.

Aunty : "Woah grandma, you here sell vegetable ar?
Grandma:"No la, I buy vegetable la"
Aunty: "Har? Sell vegetable or buy vegetable? I dunno la"

Eow Lai Eow Khi Sampai Hin Hin Liao

Balu chi jit nia wa launch chi ler brog, kher jit, chi ler tua liap errkuek lai. Lu mm cai nia, hii ler si, wa thi ani song chatting ka wa ee ph'eng eww. Then hor, tiba-tiba wa rasa wa ee pang keng eow lai eow khi. Hii ler si, wa cin gong gong wor. Beh cai hii ler si ekcualli sii errquek lai.

Wa khua chuk khi thang ngar, balu wa kha cai hii ler si errquek. Lu khua wa la, sibeh donkey si beh si? Ani kuu balu ai leilais hii ler si errquek la. Liao wa ma khi chuei wa ee kamela lor. Mana ee cai, balu ka ngam ngam khui bileo mode nia, errkuek bo liao. Cin liao khi nia.

Then wa lang ma peh peh tan thi war khau lor. Tan ka ani kuu chi kuei. Pua tiam cheng ler! Liao hii ler si kan wa lang ma mula kap siao lor. Wa lang ma imehjin lor. Na si hi ler errquek ee si kan, uu lang thi cang ekk kalu, an chua hor ler?

Lu cai bo, na si uu errquek nia, ii lang kuak kar liao hoei ka chui ee ma. So, na si ii thi cang ekk, sabun kui sing khu, ii ee cho hamik? Hii shi tia tiok cin song ee. Lu cai hamik su bo? Lu siao khua la, kui sing khu uu sabun, liao pau ii ee sing khu ka chi tiau tuala nia. Liao chau chut khi war khau kui kui.

Ma uu lau hor show thang khua lor!

Translation

Only one day nia I launched this blog, the next day, one big earthquake came. You dunno oni, that time, I was chatting so syiok with my friends. Then hor, suddenly I felt my room shake here shake there. That time, I very stewpid stewpid wor. Dunno that was actually an earthquake.

I looked out of the window, oni I knew that was an earthquake. You see me la, really donkey right? So long only want to realise that was an earthquake. Then I ma went and find for my camera lor. But mana tau, just when I wanted to on to the video mode, the earthquake no more liao. Really wasted nia.

Then we all ma together waited outside lor. Waited until so long. Half an hour ler! Then that time we all ma started to ketam lor. We all ma imagine lor. If that earthquake’s time, got people is bathing, how ler?

You know onot, if got earthquake oni, they will cut all electricity and water supply. So if he is bathing, soap all over his body, he can do what? That time sure very syiok one. You know why? You think and see la, whole body got soap, then wrap his body with one piece of towel only. The run outside terang terang.

Ma got tiger show to see lor!

KaniaHokkien.Net

Kinia jit, limpeh chin hua hee. An chua ler. Eng wei kina jit, chi ler brog limpeh 'launch' liao. Solly la, limpeh iong tam pok England. Limpeh ai hor chi ler brog khua tiok tam pok 'in' ma. Lu cai la, balu ee han cheng, na si lu beh hiau kong England, beh hiau sia England, beh hiau thia England, lu tia tiok goal ee. Tapi hor, na si ee, limpeh mai iong England tua chi ler brog ee eng wei chi ler brog si kio kaniahokkien.net ma. So, limpeh kania sia hokkien nia. Bo pa ler ua liao ee.

Limpeh cai, kalu lu beh hiau Hokkien, lu tia tiok beh cai limpeh thi kong hamik sii beh sii? Toh sii lor, limpeh kong char char liao ma. Kalu lu beh hiau Hokkien, lu ka hor mai thak liao. Ee sai tui chu khun liao. Mai hor lu ee thau nau hinhin.

Cin kong khi lai la, chi ler brog si limpeh ee pheng eww kai siau ee. Ii ka limpeh kong, cho hamik lu mai khui chi ler Hokkien ee brog ler? Limpeh siau siau suai. Siau liao liao liao ler, limpeh pun phak sui khui chi ler brog lor.

Chi ler brog ler, wa beh update ta ta jit la eng wei wa pun uu chi ler main brog liao. So, kalu wa uu hamik ming kia cim kong asi pun ai sia, wa ma post thua chi peng lor. Nasi lu pun uu hamik ho liao ee ming kia ai kongsi, pun bo ploblem ee. Peh peh kongsi tua ci peng la, hor bo?

Kam sia cher cher!

Today, I'm very happy. How come ler? Because today, I launch this blog liao. Sorry la, I use abit of English. I wan to give this blog looked abit 'in' ma. You know la, nowadays, if you dunno speak England, dunno write England, dunno hear England, you sure goal wan. Budden, if can, I dowan use English in this blog coz this blog is called kaniahokkien.net ma. So, I only write Hokkien nia. No other language liao wan.

I know, if you dunno Hokkien, you surely dunno what I talk right? Told ya early early liao ma. If dunno Hokkien, you lagi best dun read ady. Can go back sleep liao. Dowan let your brain pening.

Really talk wake up, this blog is suggested by my friend. She told me, why you dowan open a Hokkien blog ler? I think think think. Think properly ady, I decided to open this blog.

I can't update this blog everyday because I already have another main blog. So if I have anything to crap or write, I will post them here. If you got anything damn power to share, also no problem. Together share them here la, okay onot?

Ten kiuk beli much.