Eow Lai Eow Khi Sampai Hin Hin Liao

Balu chi jit nia wa launch chi ler brog, kher jit, chi ler tua liap errkuek lai. Lu mm cai nia, hii ler si, wa thi ani song chatting ka wa ee ph'eng eww. Then hor, tiba-tiba wa rasa wa ee pang keng eow lai eow khi. Hii ler si, wa cin gong gong wor. Beh cai hii ler si ekcualli sii errquek lai.

Wa khua chuk khi thang ngar, balu wa kha cai hii ler si errquek. Lu khua wa la, sibeh donkey si beh si? Ani kuu balu ai leilais hii ler si errquek la. Liao wa ma khi chuei wa ee kamela lor. Mana ee cai, balu ka ngam ngam khui bileo mode nia, errkuek bo liao. Cin liao khi nia.

Then wa lang ma peh peh tan thi war khau lor. Tan ka ani kuu chi kuei. Pua tiam cheng ler! Liao hii ler si kan wa lang ma mula kap siao lor. Wa lang ma imehjin lor. Na si hi ler errquek ee si kan, uu lang thi cang ekk kalu, an chua hor ler?

Lu cai bo, na si uu errquek nia, ii lang kuak kar liao hoei ka chui ee ma. So, na si ii thi cang ekk, sabun kui sing khu, ii ee cho hamik? Hii shi tia tiok cin song ee. Lu cai hamik su bo? Lu siao khua la, kui sing khu uu sabun, liao pau ii ee sing khu ka chi tiau tuala nia. Liao chau chut khi war khau kui kui.

Ma uu lau hor show thang khua lor!

Translation

Only one day nia I launched this blog, the next day, one big earthquake came. You dunno oni, that time, I was chatting so syiok with my friends. Then hor, suddenly I felt my room shake here shake there. That time, I very stewpid stewpid wor. Dunno that was actually an earthquake.

I looked out of the window, oni I knew that was an earthquake. You see me la, really donkey right? So long only want to realise that was an earthquake. Then I ma went and find for my camera lor. But mana tau, just when I wanted to on to the video mode, the earthquake no more liao. Really wasted nia.

Then we all ma together waited outside lor. Waited until so long. Half an hour ler! Then that time we all ma started to ketam lor. We all ma imagine lor. If that earthquake’s time, got people is bathing, how ler?

You know onot, if got earthquake oni, they will cut all electricity and water supply. So if he is bathing, soap all over his body, he can do what? That time sure very syiok one. You know why? You think and see la, whole body got soap, then wrap his body with one piece of towel only. The run outside terang terang.

Ma got tiger show to see lor!