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Halo ka liao lang!

Chiak par boey?

Cin lai kong, wa pun mm zai an chua ai "greet" lu lang.

So wa pun mui "chiak par boey" nia lor.

Mai khi hong hor.

Wa ee hokkien pun mm si kong cin cia li hai ee.

Wa th'ng ler pai uu tam pok boe eng.

So, wa pun boe tiam sia ai "khi jit chi" (update) chi ler blog.

Ki nia jit ee koe su si th'ng ler pai hat seng ee.

Wa khi wa ee ah mah ee chu,

Ai kio ii ka wa alng chiak pui.

"Mien la, lu lang khi la; wa chiak pa liao," wa ee ah mah ka wa kong.

"Beh hiau kin la, lu mai chiak pun toei wa lang nia loe," wa ka ii kong.

"Tong kim beh la, wa ar boei pai ang kong, ai ua sar seng," ah ma kong.

"Hmmm, aner khuan la, wa lak tiam lai chai lu, ee boe?" wa mui ah ma.

"Hoe la hoe la. lu lai chai wa la," ah ma kong.

Lak tiam aneh khuan liao, wa ma koe chai khi wa ee ah ma ee chu lor.

Wa khua ii tan tiao liao tui bin loe.

Wa pun kuei loe ai khan ii kuei lai ma.

Hi ler jit, chia cin cher.

Wa lang ai kuei loe pun cin kang khoe.

Tan kar cin ku.

Tan ai kuei loe ee si, wa ma ka ah ma kong ua lor.

"Ah ma ar, hamik su lu aneh char chiak pui ee?" wa mui ah ma.

"Boe la, jin jin wa ar boei jiak ee; wa phien lu nia ma! hehe!" ah ma kong ka wa.

Haha, balu wa zai ah ma phien wa.

Lu boe kam kak wa ee ah ma cin chu bi meh? haha!

Ah mah ee chu (Jalan Kota, Simpang)

Translation:
Hello everybody!
Eaten already?
To be honest, I also dunno how to "greet" you all.
So, I asked "eaten already ar" only lor.

Dun angry hor.
My Hokkien also not to say very clever one.

I last week was a bit busy la.
So, I also didn't have the time to update this blog.

Today's story happened last week.
I went to my grandma's house.
Wanted to ask her to eat rice with us.

"No need la, you all go la; I eaten already," my gradma told me.
"Never mind la, you dun wanna eat also just follow us la," I told her.
"Now cannot lah, I not yet prayed, wanna change clothes," grandma said.
"Hmmm, like this la, I come and fetch you at six, okay or not?" I asked grandma.
"Okay, okay. You come and fetch me la," said ah ma.

About six like that already, I also go to my grandma's house lor.
I saw her waiting opposite the road.
I also crossed the road, wanna lead her across this side.

That day, car very many.
We wanna cross the road also very hard.
Waited very long.
While waiting wanna cross road that time, I talked to my grandma.

"Grandma, why you eat so early one?" I asked grandma.
"No la, actually I not yet eat one; I bluff you only ma! Hehe!" said grandma.

Haha, now I know grandma bluffed me =.=||
Don't you think my grandma is cute? Haha!

Gor Leh Ah Kua La Bin Bas

Wa cipang ka uu sim ai update chit ler blog liao.

Mmm zai hamik su hoe.

Tetapi wa pun boe cheng choe uu lang thak ee boe.

Bi hiau kin lah, uu lang thak ar si boe, wa tetap sia.

Noh sar jit au hor, wa tua kalam poe.

Wa ai khi Subang mah.

Mah cher Metro Bus Chap Hoe (#10) loe.

Pua tui ee si hoe, uu go khiok lang khi bas.

We khua ii lang khia loe, toh si chai ii lang si ah kua haha!
Kia kar chin nui, jiu hue pun suu!

Hi ler lang cher pi yar wa pun chai ii lang si ah kua loe.

Wa khua ii, ii khua wa.

Noh noh lang thau chio haha!

Wa ai thau pai hiler ah kua tetapi uu tam pok khia la.

Mana ee chai, tetiba na sui ii khua kuei lai,

wa tia tiok sii ee haha!
Ka teng ii lang siao wa sukak ii lang haha!

Ma aneh khuan lor, wa ee ah kua ee khor sue.

Wa hi bang lu thak chit ler kho sue, uu tampok enjoy lah.

Translation:
Me lately only got mood to update this blog.
Dunno why hor.
But I also not sure got people read or not.
Never mind lah, got people read or not, I will still write.

Two three days back, I was in KL.
I wanted to go to Subang.
So I took Metro Bus No. 10.

During the middle of the journey, got five people got up the bus.
I see the way they walk, straight away knew they were ah kua haha!
Walk so soft and gentle, octopus also lost to them.

The guy sitting beside me also knew they were ah kua haha.
I looked at him, he looked at me.
Both of us smiled secretly haha!

I wanted to secretly takephotos of the ah kua, but got a bit scared.
Who knows, if they look over at me, I sure die for sure one haha!
Later they thought I like them haha!

So, like that lor, my story about ah kua.
I hope you read this story, got enjoy a bit lah.

Wa Khoe Uak Jor

Wa cai, wa cai.

Wa cin cia ku boe sia tua ci peng liao.

Tetapi wa aboey si jor. Choi!!

Bong char! (ang moh kong "touch wood")

Wa kua wa ee te ee boey ee post, si sar guek, 2008 ni.

Uu chit ni pua liao lor.

Tetapi chit ler blog, wa ko si uu khua ee, chit pua si.

Ba lu Jitpun si juak thi lor.

Tetapi kit ni uu tam pok bo siang.

(Eh, lu uu kam kak wa ti ti iong hi ler ji "tetapi" boe?)

Wa pun mm zai hamik su la, kin ni ii ee juak thi aa neh khuan.

Uu khoe lien si eng wei "juak teh kyu" kua.

Wa zai lu tia tiuk mui wa, hamik si "juak teh kyu"

Lai, hoe wa kai sek tam pok.

"Juak" ma si juak lor, lu zai ma hio?

"Teh" mmm si lu lim ee teh, tapi si lu khia tua tem bing ee "teh"

"Kyu" ma si bola lo.

Na si lu eh hiao kong ang moh, ang moh kio "juak teh kyu" si "global warming"

Ba lu, uu kar cheng choe liao boey?

Okay la, wa pun mai kong th'ng th'ng liao.

Wa sambung khoe ar pai, hoe boe?

Translation:

I know, I know.

I very long didn't write here oredi.

But I'm not dead yet you know! Choi!

Touch wood!

I saw my last entry, it was March 2008.

Got more than one and a half year oredi.

But this blog, I still got see, once in a while one.

Now, Japan has its summer season.

But this year got a bit different.

(Eh, do you notice that I keep on using that word "tetapi" or not?)

I also dunno lah got what reason, the summer this year is like this.

Got possibility it is because of "hot land sphere" perhaps?

I know you surely will ask me, what is "hot land sphere"?

Come, let me explain a little bit.

"Hot" mean hot lah right, you know it right?

"Land" is not the tea you drink, but is the land you're standing on right now.

"Sphere" is ball lor.

If you know how to speak English, they call "hot land sphere" as "global warming"

Now, got more clear oredi or not?

Okay lah, I also dowan to talk long long oredi.

I will continue again next time, okay?