Thursday, September 3, 2009

Wa Khoe Uak Jor

Wa cai, wa cai.
Wa cin cia ku boe sia tua ci peng liao.
Tetapi wa aboey si jor. Choi!!
Bong char! (ang moh kong "touch wood")

Wa kua wa ee te ee boey ee post, si sar guek, 2008 ni.
Uu chit ni pua liao lor.
Tetapi chit ler blog, wa ko si uu khua ee, chit pua si.

Ba lu Jitpun si juak thi lor.
Tetapi kit ni uu tam pok bo siang.
(Eh, lu uu kam kak wa ti ti iong hi ler ji "tetapi" boe?)

Wa pun mm zai hamik su la, kin ni ii ee juak thi aa neh khuan.
Uu khoe lien si eng wei "juak teh kyu" kua.
Wa zai lu tia tiuk mui wa, hamik si "juak teh kyu"

Lai, hoe wa kai sek tam pok.
"Juak" ma si juak lor, lu zai ma hio?
"Teh" mmm si lu lim ee teh, tapi si lu khia tua tem bing ee "teh"
"Kyu" ma si bola lo.

Na si lu eh hiao kong ang moh, ang moh kio "juak teh kyu" si "global warming"
Ba lu, uu kar cheng choe liao boey?
Okay la, wa pun mai kong th'ng th'ng liao.
Wa sambung khoe ar pai, hoe boe?

Translation:
I know, I know.
I very long didn't write here oredi.
But I'm not dead yet you know! Choi!
Touch wood!

I saw my last entry, it was March 2008.
Got more than one and a half year oredi.
But this blog, I still got see, once in a while one.

Now, Japan has its summer season.
But this year got a bit different.
(Eh, do you notice that I keep on using that word "tetapi" or not?)

I also dunno lah got what reason, the summer this year is like this.
Got possibility it is because of "hot land sphere" perhaps?
I know you surely will ask me, what is "hot land sphere"?

Come, let me explain a little bit.
"Hot" mean hot lah right, you know it right?
"Land" is not the tea you drink, but is the land you're standing on right now.
"Sphere" is ball lor.

If you know how to speak English, they call "hot land sphere" as "global warming"
Now, got more clear oredi or not?

Okay lah, I also dowan to talk long long oredi.
I will continue again next time, okay?

6 comments:

嘿嘿 said...

Holah! Lu khi co lu e mikhia, mai liao tiamsia. Takcek kah yaukin!

Lu Kong "kar cheng choe liao"
wa siokong sih kong luer Pantat, hahaha~~~

Well, go and do your work. Don't waist time. Study is more important.
You said "kar cheng choe liao"
I thought you mean your ass, hahaha~~~

fufu said...

hahahaha very funny la you calvin my kohai =p

嘿嘿 said...

Nah! Lu khua lah! Wa lailiao, cher kha ane ku, Lu pun boho wa chitboei teh lim, si e gin lang nya!

Lu sih chao ki talo? Bo eng hami? Fufu pun laikhua lu liao, chit lei yantauba chin shui kok siaolian. Lu suka boh?

Kalau bo wa tui seng hor, mai ko tan lu liao, liao wa e tiansia aja.

Alamak lu chin kanko tan e! wa chau seng!

Look, U see, I've sitting and waiting 4 u so long, yet no drink is offered. It's so anoying!

Where a u? Busy 4 what? Fufu is here too! This handsome guy is charming and young. Do u like him?

I think I'm going now, cause I cldnt waste my time just sitting here for nothing.

My goodness. It's so difficult just to see u! Bye!

calvin said...

@ 嘿嘿:
wa t'heng ler pai cin boe eng ma.
go jit beh online.
balu si pang kher, bo sim ai thak chek ler =P

haha, mana ee sai luan luan choe kar cheng ee!
tetapi hoe, kar ch'ng = punggung. pantat si hiler c***i


i was very busy last week.
for five days, i couldn't online.
now is holiday, don't feel like wanna study =P

haha, where can simply do ass one!
but right, kar ch'ng = ass. pantat is v****a

calvin said...

@ fufu:
haha, lu uu beng pek boe wa sia hamik?=P

calvin said...

嘿嘿:
haha, paiseh loe.
wa toe kong liao ma, wa t'heng ler pai cin boe eng ma.

hoe lor, balu wa chia lu teh pet ee teh - khiu teh.
lu sukak lim boe? hehe xD

lu bat fufu ee meh?
lu si tar lok ee lang?

balu wa ma tui lai liao loe =)


haha, very sorry.
i told you already right, i was very busy last week.

alright, now let me treat you to a special tea - pull tea (teh tarik).
do you like to drink it? hehe xD

do you know fufu?
where are you from?

now, i'm back already =)