Koh Chiah (考车)

Wa kin nia jit balu ka zhai tiok wa uu khi pien teh pnet keh pin tua Penang Hokkien teh ji pai. Wa tei si "Koh Chiah". Ai uu noe ni zheng liao tapi nasi uu si kang, chia lu lang khi tia la. Kam sia.

PGHK #138 Koh Chiah (考车)>>

Translation:

I just found out today that I got go to become special guest at Penang Hokkien for the second time. The topic was "Koh Chiah" (Car Test). Got almost two years ago already; budden hor, if you got time, invite you go and listen la. Ten kiuk.

Tiok Pien

Halo ka liao lang!

Chiak par boey?

Cin lai kong, wa pun mm zai an chua ai "greet" lu lang.

So wa pun mui "chiak par boey" nia lor.

Mai khi hong hor.

Wa ee hokkien pun mm si kong cin cia li hai ee.

Wa th'ng ler pai uu tam pok boe eng.

So, wa pun boe tiam sia ai "khi jit chi" (update) chi ler blog.

Ki nia jit ee koe su si th'ng ler pai hat seng ee.

Wa khi wa ee ah mah ee chu,

Ai kio ii ka wa alng chiak pui.

"Mien la, lu lang khi la; wa chiak pa liao," wa ee ah mah ka wa kong.

"Beh hiau kin la, lu mai chiak pun toei wa lang nia loe," wa ka ii kong.

"Tong kim beh la, wa ar boei pai ang kong, ai ua sar seng," ah ma kong.

"Hmmm, aner khuan la, wa lak tiam lai chai lu, ee boe?" wa mui ah ma.

"Hoe la hoe la. lu lai chai wa la," ah ma kong.

Lak tiam aneh khuan liao, wa ma koe chai khi wa ee ah ma ee chu lor.

Wa khua ii tan tiao liao tui bin loe.

Wa pun kuei loe ai khan ii kuei lai ma.

Hi ler jit, chia cin cher.

Wa lang ai kuei loe pun cin kang khoe.

Tan kar cin ku.

Tan ai kuei loe ee si, wa ma ka ah ma kong ua lor.

"Ah ma ar, hamik su lu aneh char chiak pui ee?" wa mui ah ma.

"Boe la, jin jin wa ar boei jiak ee; wa phien lu nia ma! hehe!" ah ma kong ka wa.

Haha, balu wa zai ah ma phien wa.

Lu boe kam kak wa ee ah ma cin chu bi meh? haha!

Ah mah ee chu (Jalan Kota, Simpang)

Translation:
Hello everybody!
Eaten already?
To be honest, I also dunno how to "greet" you all.
So, I asked "eaten already ar" only lor.

Dun angry hor.
My Hokkien also not to say very clever one.

I last week was a bit busy la.
So, I also didn't have the time to update this blog.

Today's story happened last week.
I went to my grandma's house.
Wanted to ask her to eat rice with us.

"No need la, you all go la; I eaten already," my gradma told me.
"Never mind la, you dun wanna eat also just follow us la," I told her.
"Now cannot lah, I not yet prayed, wanna change clothes," grandma said.
"Hmmm, like this la, I come and fetch you at six, okay or not?" I asked grandma.
"Okay, okay. You come and fetch me la," said ah ma.

About six like that already, I also go to my grandma's house lor.
I saw her waiting opposite the road.
I also crossed the road, wanna lead her across this side.

That day, car very many.
We wanna cross the road also very hard.
Waited very long.
While waiting wanna cross road that time, I talked to my grandma.

"Grandma, why you eat so early one?" I asked grandma.
"No la, actually I not yet eat one; I bluff you only ma! Hehe!" said grandma.

Haha, now I know grandma bluffed me =.=||
Don't you think my grandma is cute? Haha!

Gor Leh Ah Kua La Bin Bas

Wa cipang ka uu sim ai update chit ler blog liao.

Mmm zai hamik su hoe.

Tetapi wa pun boe cheng choe uu lang thak ee boe.

Bi hiau kin lah, uu lang thak ar si boe, wa tetap sia.

Noh sar jit au hor, wa tua kalam poe.

Wa ai khi Subang mah.

Mah cher Metro Bus Chap Hoe (#10) loe.

Pua tui ee si hoe, uu go khiok lang khi bas.

We khua ii lang khia loe, toh si chai ii lang si ah kua haha!
Kia kar chin nui, jiu hue pun suu!

Hi ler lang cher pi yar wa pun chai ii lang si ah kua loe.

Wa khua ii, ii khua wa.

Noh noh lang thau chio haha!

Wa ai thau pai hiler ah kua tetapi uu tam pok khia la.

Mana ee chai, tetiba na sui ii khua kuei lai,

wa tia tiok sii ee haha!
Ka teng ii lang siao wa sukak ii lang haha!

Ma aneh khuan lor, wa ee ah kua ee khor sue.

Wa hi bang lu thak chit ler kho sue, uu tampok enjoy lah.

Translation:
Me lately only got mood to update this blog.
Dunno why hor.
But I also not sure got people read or not.
Never mind lah, got people read or not, I will still write.

Two three days back, I was in KL.
I wanted to go to Subang.
So I took Metro Bus No. 10.

During the middle of the journey, got five people got up the bus.
I see the way they walk, straight away knew they were ah kua haha!
Walk so soft and gentle, octopus also lost to them.

The guy sitting beside me also knew they were ah kua haha.
I looked at him, he looked at me.
Both of us smiled secretly haha!

I wanted to secretly takephotos of the ah kua, but got a bit scared.
Who knows, if they look over at me, I sure die for sure one haha!
Later they thought I like them haha!

So, like that lor, my story about ah kua.
I hope you read this story, got enjoy a bit lah.

Wa Khoe Uak Jor

Wa cai, wa cai.

Wa cin cia ku boe sia tua ci peng liao.

Tetapi wa aboey si jor. Choi!!

Bong char! (ang moh kong "touch wood")

Wa kua wa ee te ee boey ee post, si sar guek, 2008 ni.

Uu chit ni pua liao lor.

Tetapi chit ler blog, wa ko si uu khua ee, chit pua si.

Ba lu Jitpun si juak thi lor.

Tetapi kit ni uu tam pok bo siang.

(Eh, lu uu kam kak wa ti ti iong hi ler ji "tetapi" boe?)

Wa pun mm zai hamik su la, kin ni ii ee juak thi aa neh khuan.

Uu khoe lien si eng wei "juak teh kyu" kua.

Wa zai lu tia tiuk mui wa, hamik si "juak teh kyu"

Lai, hoe wa kai sek tam pok.

"Juak" ma si juak lor, lu zai ma hio?

"Teh" mmm si lu lim ee teh, tapi si lu khia tua tem bing ee "teh"

"Kyu" ma si bola lo.

Na si lu eh hiao kong ang moh, ang moh kio "juak teh kyu" si "global warming"

Ba lu, uu kar cheng choe liao boey?

Okay la, wa pun mai kong th'ng th'ng liao.

Wa sambung khoe ar pai, hoe boe?

Translation:

I know, I know.

I very long didn't write here oredi.

But I'm not dead yet you know! Choi!

Touch wood!

I saw my last entry, it was March 2008.

Got more than one and a half year oredi.

But this blog, I still got see, once in a while one.

Now, Japan has its summer season.

But this year got a bit different.

(Eh, do you notice that I keep on using that word "tetapi" or not?)

I also dunno lah got what reason, the summer this year is like this.

Got possibility it is because of "hot land sphere" perhaps?

I know you surely will ask me, what is "hot land sphere"?

Come, let me explain a little bit.

"Hot" mean hot lah right, you know it right?

"Land" is not the tea you drink, but is the land you're standing on right now.

"Sphere" is ball lor.

If you know how to speak English, they call "hot land sphere" as "global warming"

Now, got more clear oredi or not?

Okay lah, I also dowan to talk long long oredi.

I will continue again next time, okay?

Wa Kong Ti Penang Hokkien

Bila jam wa kai si chit ler brog, wa siao kong wa ee khijit noh sar pai chit ler pai. Tetapi wa chin boh eng sampai wa boh tong tiok chit ler brog kar anneh kuu. Char phut thoe ai uu phek kor guek liao. Tetapi, chit ler brog ah boey sii kok. Chi pai wa ai poe khoe hor kar liao lang zai, wa uu khi kepoh pien chit ler Penang Hokkien ee teh phet ker pin. Chi ler pai ee topic si kiow "Ban San". Na si lu uu eng, bo ming kia choe lai kong, chia lu khi thia la har. Lu lang ee chi chie, wa cin kam sia cher cher.

Teh chit peng>>

Wa ai khua kui ee lang eh chai tiok tor chit ler si wa lai. Tetapi boh an neh khang khoer ai chai ee. Chai liao tiok ai kar wa kong tua chit pheng okay? Kam sia :)

Translation:
When I started this blog, I thought I could update two or three times in a week. But I was very the busy until I didn't touch this blog for so liddat long time. Almost gort eight months already. But this blog haven't died yet. This time, I would like to announce to everyone to know that, I gort went and busybody to become one of Penang Hokkien's speshur guest. This week's topic is "Market". If you are free, nothing to do, you are invited to go and hear it. Your support, I would like to thank many many a lot.

Press here>>

I would like to see how many peepur can guess which one is me. But it is not that hard to guess. After guessing it, must tell me here, okay? Ten kiuk :)

Ngor Mmm Chi Tou Lei Kong Mat Yer

Hamik? Lu beng pek bo teng bin ee title? Wa pun si mmm cai. Chi ler si kaniahokkien.net. Lu mai luan luan kong canto tua chi peng. Wa mmm cai ee. Tapi hor, mmm cai asi pun beh cai? Cin kong khi lai, wa tia tiok cheo bila jam wa thia tiok lang kong beh cai. Wa pun mmm cai hamik su. Mmm cai ka beh cai, uu bo siang meh?

Wa si ceng bebi iong mmm cai liao ee. Tapi, sejak wa khi PPKTJ, bila wa kong ua ka hi ler Salawak ee Hokkien lang, wo notis ii lang iong beh cai wor. Hamik su ler?

So, tiok ee si tor chi ler? Mmm cai asi beh cai?

Wa siau si mmm cai la. Eng wei hor, Penang ee Hokkien lang iong mmm cai. Kania Salawak ee Hokkien lang iong beh cai. I rasa si eng wei Salawak ee Hokkien si uu tampok cacat liao lor.

Kok chi hang, nasi lu siau hor lai, lu khi pasar ee si kan, tia tiok pien ani khuan ee.

Ah Ii : "Woah ah mah, lu tua chi peng ber chai ar?"

Ah Mah:"Bo la, wa beh chai la"

Ah Ii: "Har? Ber chai asi pun beh chai? Wa beh cai la!"

Translation

What? You understand onot the title above? I also is dunno. This is kaniahokkien.net. You dun simply talk canto in here. I dunno one. But hor, is mmm cai or beh cai? Really talk come up la, I sure to laugh when I hear people say beh cai. I also dunno why. Mmm cai and beh cai, got not same meh?

Since I was a baby, I oredi used mmm cai liao. But hor, since I went to PPKTJ, when I talk with those Hokkien people from Sarawak, I notice they use beh cai wor. Why ler?

So, they correct one is which one? Mmm cai or beh cai?

I think is beh cai la. Because hor, Penang's Hokkien people use mmm cai. Only Sarawak's Hokkien people use beh cai. I think is because Sarawak's Hokkien is got a bit cacat liao lor.

One more thing, if you think properly, you go market that time, sure become like this one.

Aunty : "Woah grandma, you here sell vegetable ar?
Grandma:"No la, I buy vegetable la"
Aunty: "Har? Sell vegetable or buy vegetable? I dunno la"

Eow Lai Eow Khi Sampai Hin Hin Liao

Balu chi jit nia wa launch chi ler brog, kher jit, chi ler tua liap errkuek lai. Lu mm cai nia, hii ler si, wa thi ani song chatting ka wa ee ph'eng eww. Then hor, tiba-tiba wa rasa wa ee pang keng eow lai eow khi. Hii ler si, wa cin gong gong wor. Beh cai hii ler si ekcualli sii errquek lai.

Wa khua chuk khi thang ngar, balu wa kha cai hii ler si errquek. Lu khua wa la, sibeh donkey si beh si? Ani kuu balu ai leilais hii ler si errquek la. Liao wa ma khi chuei wa ee kamela lor. Mana ee cai, balu ka ngam ngam khui bileo mode nia, errkuek bo liao. Cin liao khi nia.

Then wa lang ma peh peh tan thi war khau lor. Tan ka ani kuu chi kuei. Pua tiam cheng ler! Liao hii ler si kan wa lang ma mula kap siao lor. Wa lang ma imehjin lor. Na si hi ler errquek ee si kan, uu lang thi cang ekk kalu, an chua hor ler?

Lu cai bo, na si uu errquek nia, ii lang kuak kar liao hoei ka chui ee ma. So, na si ii thi cang ekk, sabun kui sing khu, ii ee cho hamik? Hii shi tia tiok cin song ee. Lu cai hamik su bo? Lu siao khua la, kui sing khu uu sabun, liao pau ii ee sing khu ka chi tiau tuala nia. Liao chau chut khi war khau kui kui.

Ma uu lau hor show thang khua lor!

Translation

Only one day nia I launched this blog, the next day, one big earthquake came. You dunno oni, that time, I was chatting so syiok with my friends. Then hor, suddenly I felt my room shake here shake there. That time, I very stewpid stewpid wor. Dunno that was actually an earthquake.

I looked out of the window, oni I knew that was an earthquake. You see me la, really donkey right? So long only want to realise that was an earthquake. Then I ma went and find for my camera lor. But mana tau, just when I wanted to on to the video mode, the earthquake no more liao. Really wasted nia.

Then we all ma together waited outside lor. Waited until so long. Half an hour ler! Then that time we all ma started to ketam lor. We all ma imagine lor. If that earthquake’s time, got people is bathing, how ler?

You know onot, if got earthquake oni, they will cut all electricity and water supply. So if he is bathing, soap all over his body, he can do what? That time sure very syiok one. You know why? You think and see la, whole body got soap, then wrap his body with one piece of towel only. The run outside terang terang.

Ma got tiger show to see lor!